One day, a silly man named Joe went down from his house to the local diner.
He went to the counter and ordered soup for breakfast, and eggs for lunch.
Finally, he ordered a sandwich for dinner.
The total for the food was $17.50.
Joe told the man behind the counter that he couldn’t pay him.
The man said that Joe would have to work the money off.
Joe said he would rather go to prison than work off the debt.
The man said he would call the police, and dialed the phone number of the police (which was 777-102-4843-2943-26203-857264).
Then, the man behind the counter’s flesh started to peel off his body, and a monstrous being with many tentacles and appendages crawled out the man’s body.
Joe knew what it wanted.
It wanted the money he didn’t have, so he ran out of the diner, and without looking, into a portal to the next dimension.
The thing from behind the counter followed Joe through the portal, but the thing from behind the counter was teleported into the hamburger fork dimension,
trapped there, but only for a short while.
He became a pile of meat gel and teleported into the mayonnaise dimension.
An extra-dimensional being in the 4th dimension, Walter, pulled out two slices of bread and ate Joe.
While Joe was being digested, he told himself that the day wasn’t going very well.
The next time-unit, the police found the portal and went through it, but they melted into meat, and because they had become meat, they dropped their guns, and shot at Meat-Joe.
But Meat-Joe was unharmed because he was a sandwich inside of Walter.
Next, Walter ate the police, laughed to himself, and said "You cannot defeat me."
Walter's brother Robert appeared and tried to fight Walter for Meat-Joe.
During the fight, Walter used his dimensional manipulation to launch 384 pieces of his frozen rat at Robert.
Robert died after being hit with 384 pieces of Walter’s frozen rat.
Robert’s corpse then turned into a tesseract, and Walter ate his corpse.
Then, the portal malfunctioned and sucked everyone into his mouth.
As it turns out, Walter is the commander of a legion of 4D Ascended beings.
He decided it would be a good idea to invade every other dimension.
Even though 5D beings have more dimension than 4D, Walter is an amazing commander and his troops are Ascended Beings.
They defeated the 5D beings in extra-dimensional combat and consumed them.
Walter and the 4D Ascended Beings repeated this for every other dimension.
After doing this, He defeated his opponent, and then decided to play the game "Breaking Bad" for the 3DS.
Meat-Joe sabotaged his game by using his MT-12 100-mm anti-tank gun, destroying Walter's 3DS.
Walter decided to use the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile he was hiding in his basement, thus destroying Meat-Joe's 100-mm anti-tank gun,
and beginning a conflict that would end the peace established by Walter's conquest of the other dimensions,
and causing fighting to last for billions of time-units to come.
Billions of time-units later, Walter finally defeated Meat-Joe but only after many hard-fought battles with millions of casualties.
Walter decided to have Meat-Joe put on trial for war crimes.
Meat-Joe was convicted of war crimes, and but through a clever plot, where he had a policeman from the 3rd dimension executed instead of himself,
he escaped.
Meat-Joe spent 32 time-units in hiding before beginning a coup d'état against Walter.
He snuck inside of Walter’s office, and then forced Walter to tell him how to ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Walter, knowing that he was going to die, told Meat-Joe how to ascend.
Meat-Joe pulled the trigger of the gun, and the bullet hit Walter.
After fleeing the scene, Meat-Joe ascended to the cheese dimension.
Meat-Joe sent his troops to explore the cheese dimension.
Meat-Joe explored for 44 time-units, until he found an external dimension being named 932-EASD-DJKSD-EMPTYMACHINE.
932-EASD-DJKSD-EMPTYMACHINE used their ability, “EXTRA-DIMENSION” on Meat-Joe, doing nothing.
Meat-Joe used his new extra dimension to understand 932-EASD-DJKSD-EMPTYMACHINE, and Meat-Joe asked 932-EASD-DJKSD-EMPTYMACHINE if
932-EASD-DJKSD-EMPTYMACHINE would join him in the fight against Walter.
Immediately after that, in the 5th Dimension, Walter was briefing Waldo Walt ‘I Ate My Kids For 352 years’ Willy III on his plan to defeat Meat-Joe.
Waldo Walt ‘I Ate My Kids For 352 years’ Willy III accepted his mission and was deployed to the hamburger fork dimension.